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Dear John: Pervy Guy Needs To Be In A Permanent Child’s Pose

What’s the deal with adolescent girls and young women wearing extremely tight and form-fitting yoga/workout pants? Last week, while I was leaving a smoothie shop, I held the door open for a young lady whose pants were so tight I could easily see the outline of her private area.

Yesterday, while I was waiting for my drink at a coffee place, a girl in her early teens walked in wearing similar attire. She was with her dad. In this situation I blame him. No father should allow his daughter to wear an outfit in public that leaves nothing to the imagination. These kinds of pants are designed for the gym, and that should be it. Your opinion?

— CONSERVATIVE GUY IN FLORIDA

Dear Guy,

Perhaps these young ladies have just come from a workout or yoga class. Did you ever think of that?

You also sound a little pervy, Guy in Florida.

Adjust your gaze if their choice of outerwear offends you because they are wearing something that makes them comfortable and they are comfortable wearing it in public. They are not going to change just because you don’t like what they are wearing; nor should they.

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